The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

by Vaxazie April 12, 2017

god pawn

Someone who is a member of a certain religion mainly because of influence.

Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn

by D1sc April 12, 2016

God

A girl named chelsea harper

Chelsea is god

by Sketttitttg January 29, 2022

on god

something used instead of the words "I swear to god"

kid 1: bro I did your mom last night
kid:2 no you didn't

kid:1 on god i did

by levyyyyy May 4, 2022

god

the best person in the world

jake; god made us and he the goat

by ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 10, 2024

good morning and god bless

When you have your breakfast on the shitter.

Ethan started his day off right with a good morning and god bless.

by Supaiupa May 27, 2018

good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018