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Urban Dictionary

A site where slang was supposed to be defined, but turned into a burn book for edgelords, angry kids, political nutjobs across the political spectrum, and sexually frustrated incels.

Urban Dictionary comprised of not one definition without a sexual term, horrendous grammar that'll make someone have a stroke, and more recently: politics, as if we didn't have enough of that.
Bobby: *uses looks up Shark*
Bobby: "huh? I always thought shark was a sea creature, not a sexual position."
George: *looks up Joe Biden*
Urban Dictionary: "tHe bEsT pReSiDeNt eVEr oRaNj mAn bAd rEeEeEeE"
George: :/
R.I.P Urban Dictionary, you were good while quality lasted
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease February 25, 2021
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A website where the only point is to share your knowledge of sex and racism.
When I went on urban dictionary I lost a part of my braincells.
by makslaskabata2 February 27, 2021
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Bahima’s dictionary

The words: Friends, nice, politeness, enjoying someone’s company= 0, none, doesn’t exist, unacceptable and unbelievable

NEXT....
Evil, rude, friends are enemies, bad temper, HIGH TEMPER= COMPLETE EXISTENCE (perfect) the ideal human
We call him the devil which mean Lucifer ;)
Person 1: Aye bro I had nightmares yesterday

Person 2: why????
Person 1: cuz i read bahima’s dictionary
Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Person 1: idk man, aye btw why is the hall becoming so cold
*lucifer walks in*
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Suburban dictionary

A version of urban dictionary from an alternate universe often used by wine moms and boomer fathers.
"Their father showed them suburban dictionary they weren't really impressed."
by Anarchon March 5, 2021
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Urban dictionary

A slang dictionary database moderated by commies who wish to enable new speak and the genocidal regime of “cultural revolution”.
Urban Dictionary employee #1: “Hey that definition is wrong think!”

Urban Dictionary employee #2 “We better make sure we appease the tyrannically fascist commies and remove that wrong think from Urban Dictionary immediately!”
by Lo0kingGlass17 March 7, 2021
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are you dumb? your using urban dictionary right now. or are your bored and thing its funny to look up the first words you see? im sorry your either dumb/bored. its okay you little dumb dumb
this cite your using right now is called Urban Dictionary
by OOGABOOOOGA March 7, 2021
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