Cooked

cooked (/kʊkt/),adjective, informal

General usage: Done. Finished. Beyond recovery. 2.

Legal usage:

1. When every available defense opens a worse door than the one you’re trying to close.
2. Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted

Bro they’re not just cooked, they got a whole taxonomy of cooked with eight categories and a table

by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026

Cookie Batter

Female orgasm fluid

Bro, you know eating that cookie batter makes your facial hair blond!?

by DingusMcPingus February 17, 2026

cookoo-banana-sauce

To be or pertain to absolutely ridiculous notions, perhaps somewhat unnerving. An expression of utter shock; typically accompanied by a fay or restrained sillybilly composure.

Did you hear that the US cruecny is going to be based in ice cream sundays?
Dude, that's cookoo-banana-sauce.

by Buttfaced bob February 20, 2026

Cooker

The comparative form of the slang "cooked." Used to describe someone who is in a significantly worse state of defeat, failure, or "doneness" than someone else who is merely "cooked."

You think you're having a bad day because you lost your keys? I lost my keys and my phone, I'm way cooker than you.

by The_Head_Chef March 7, 2026

cookies

cookies is used as your in trouble when someone tells you bad news

friend-yo my girl not answering my phone and she not home
me-cookies

by zerøtheherø March 9, 2026

CookingForGains

Handsome and jacked, 6-foot-1 European-American businessman entrepreneur, online streamer, content creator, fitness coach, and internet personality. Often found on Instagram and YouTube, known for creating high-protein recipe content. Cameron Dukes has over 5.8M followers on all his platforms combined. He built his channel around live cooking sessions, often showcasing a luxury lifestyle including cars like a Lamborghini and Audi R8.

CookingForGains is a solid dude.

by European-American king March 11, 2026

Cookoree

Phenomenon starting in 2021 where political dissent towards the COVID20 mandatory vaccines in Australia was vehemently branded as a Cooker conspiracy by pro government proponents.

This subreddit is still running the Cookoree

by Card101 March 15, 2026