Kings Finger

A particularly large turd.

"Please excuse me, I have to go and lay a Kings Finger."

"Struggling to flush this Kings Finger."

by Duffpig94 May 6, 2023

king von

bitch ass nigga, dead as hell

yo did you hear that new king von ?
fuck you dickriding ass nigga he dead as hell

by free young thug, free ysl January 24, 2023

King of the Beans

Ayden Blanding

Yo that’s Ayden, he’s the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022

Rizzard King

The truest of smooth criminals. Using good looks to win small favors or win little debates without the other person feeling shorted.

My Tio has so much game with the ladies we call him the Rizzard King.

by anonymous February 4, 2023

king sham

One that slicks everything he/she does. Does the most work and their “E” be on point. E= efficiency

The truck been here 5mins and the pm is already done. That’s a king sham.

by Monte Love January 4, 2018

Envy King/Queen

Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success. They block their own blessings because they’re too worried about the next man/woman’s moves!

Chuck was known as an envy king because he hated on everyone else because they did what he was too scared to do! Envy King/Queens- People who have the same 24hrs as you who hate on your success.

by _jeffstruth April 14, 2019

One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019