Zoro

A blatantly obvious homosexual person. Visibly and violently homosexual (ie men with pigtails or women in flannels buttoned to the top). The word is a reference to DC villain bizarro which is a reference to the oddity that some people perceive homosexuality to be.

Guy 1: wow look at the zoro behind the bar
Guy 2: that explains why the barstools are upside down

Guy 1: what do you mean?
Guy 2: so they can seat 4 people at once

by BlimeyCunt April 25, 2021

The Zoot High

The act of being so violently high, that you continually have periodic black outs and or beleiving one's self to be a Super Market or similar shopping center.

Wow! jimmy's got the Zoot High right now!

by Zoot crew July 29, 2011

Zooty Call

Like a booty call.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.

"I've been in all night drinking gut rot cider, just got a zooty call at midnight. Best be on my way lads. Tata".

by trumpetface February 20, 2011

Zooted

To become hyper; usually with the ingestion of nitric oxide substances. Refers to the self-induced “pump” or extreme energy that proceeds aggressive weight lifting. Often associated with the noun zoot juice.

Zach wanted to solve his Rubik's cube but he was too zooted to relax.

by ZM McCub'in December 15, 2009

Zooted

to feel the effects of rollin a methamphetamine pipe ten to two or two to ten

yo this niggas so zooted he cleaned his whole house(every fuckin square millimeter) with a toothbrush

by neurosurgeonman October 26, 2005

Zootard

The name given to the supporters of Zutara (Zuko/Katara pairing) in the cartoon show Avatar: The Last Airbender, and who proudly refuse to give up the pairing just because it doesn't match the canon of the show (Katara/Aang, or Kataang).

Kataang fan: "Dude, when Katara and Aang kissed in the season finale I was so happy!"
Zootard: "Um, I'm a Zootard, don't even talk to me about that shit."

by Marauder Shagger Zutarian October 23, 2009

zooted

Drunk
Origin: the bay area

c'mon homie, let's go get zooted

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 28, 2005