Aaron Wirtz

Aa-ron Wirtz
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun

Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.

noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.

Proper Noun:
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"

When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"

In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"

by Ryan Q / Russ November 10, 2008

Shoes on a wire

A pair of shoes tied together and hanging from power lines or tree branches signifies that someone beloved is on drugs (specially marijuana) and there is no way back from there for that person. The shoes belong to said person. The reason they are hanging is that the shoes are high above the ground, symbolizing the state of the person, who is said to be in a permanent condition of submission known as "high af". Some people state that when the individual's spirit returns, he an his family will walk that much closer to heaven.

"Hey dude, look up those Shoes on a Wire near Steve's house, I thought he stopped smoking joints"

by Pawlo Andrew June 22, 2016

0 day warez linkz

Stupid ploy used by every site that claims to link to pirated software but only leads to 70 year old naked grandmas.

The only 0 day warez linkz site on the net, period!

by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003

barbed wire

Used when describing a very revealing item of women's clothing.

"Protects the property without destroying the view"

Dude, that chick top is proper barbed wire.

by Xander Parkinson March 2, 2008

chicken on a wire

When you have a friend just watching a conversation

"Why doesn't Ray ever talk in our group?" "Man cause he just being a chicken on a wire, bruh."

by Karmaswrath April 10, 2017

wirelass

Hacker chick who is heavy into wireless networks, and activities such as wardriving and warchalking.

Looks like the wirelass found another open access point.

by Turnspike February 9, 2003

wiredness

physical and mental condition resulting from increased time on the wired world

"This wiredness gets wiresome" by the term creator, M. Cimet.

by elmicael December 25, 2009