My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow
by Paedo Ted April 25, 2011
Get the Sniff wank mug.An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
by lleighto August 20, 2011
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"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 2, 2008
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by upton32 February 24, 2011
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A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.
A non-marital partner who lets you watch them 'play'.
Jeff and Steve were regular wank-mates in 6-8th grade.
Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.
Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.
Debbie and Sally enjoyed frigging together before going clubbing.
Fiona and I enjoyed a regular wanks in her parents garden-lodge, last summer. She's a good wank-mate always ready to get her knickers down and rub.
by travelling_man January 28, 2013
Get the Wank-mates mug.The act of masturbating with the inside crease of your elbow thus resembling a chicken flapping its wing.
by SexuallyActive September 22, 2014
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Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
by 0weshboy2 April 21, 2019
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