Fake Vegan

Someone who lies in public and claims to be vegan, but really eats a lot of meat at home

“Sara’s a fake vegan”

by CGM902 February 25, 2018

That vegan teacher

A stupid vegan donut

Person 1: THAT VEGAN TEACHERS is a donut

by anonymous September 15, 2021

Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

vegan peagan

The kind of person often confused by simple rhyming words; believes Peagans are a source of food but will loudly say they ONLY eat Peagans if served vegan.

Oh, you know that Dustin, he’s always been a Vegan Peagan since the time of his forefathers.

by MJ7936 June 3, 2019

Forgetful vegan

Someone who keeps forgetting that he is acting like he's a vegan..

The Forgetful Vegan......
"Man that sure was good pepperoni piz... Ahhh FUCK!
- Zach Galifianakis

by Yeahimcoollikethat November 10, 2010

tomato-vegan

A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.

Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today

Grace: *Gasps*

Riley: What?

Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!

Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty

#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...

Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.

Grace: OK. *hugs*

by YandereAf May 12, 2016

Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.

Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"

by Jonen MC June 5, 2018