uncle horhé

Your overweight, Mexican, homosexual uncle.

Suzie: Why doesn't anyone talk about your uncle?
David: He's an uncle horhé.

by ThatOneGayKid2016 November 14, 2016

Tiny Uncle

An uncle who is younger than you

This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.

by tiny mommy October 3, 2022

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Forever and an uncle

a long time

It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.

by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014

uncle al

It is another word for alcohol

I'm seeing Uncle Al this afternoon

by Alcohol is fun June 5, 2017

Uncle's House

A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.

Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.

by Guys in the Know July 16, 2020

Tiny uncle

An uncle whos younger than you

Remember this is my tiny uncle brandon

by Geoff morgan October 15, 2022