Uncle Ralph

He is a typical weird, fat, smelly, jobless, homeless guy with a super long beard. He normally visits your house with food stains all over his shirt. He also is definitely on drugs. Stay away from your Uncle Ralph unless you want to be kid-napped and fed to some bears in the forest.

Mom: "Your Uncle Ralph is coming over today."
Kids: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by theonecalledbella May 28, 2020

Uncle Neil

To inject ones finger into the anus of another being

Last night I got an Uncle Neil

by Ddawg911 February 19, 2019

Forever and an uncle

a long time

It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.

by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

My great-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Uncle Donnie

Your creepy uncle who is most likely a pedophile.

I haven't been able to sit since my last visit with Uncle Donnie

by phatchick420 October 27, 2017

Uncle behavior

Creepy older men who behave like teenagers to get with younger girls.

"Why does that creep keep looking at you?"

"I don't know, he be on that uncle behavior"

by Fireyi September 10, 2014

uncles paradise

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise

Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise

by myunclesass August 21, 2018