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Twisted Angel

A young australian female who will body slam you and sit back laughing as you try to fight with her....
Twisted Angel: Retard

Person: Piss off drama queen

Twisted Angel: Lolol
by MorphineLips May 27, 2010
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twist in the gut

Something that is exciting or thrilling. Also something that causes an intense twisted feeling in your stomach.
That episode of Sons of Anarchy was quite the twist in the gut!

That roller coaster is a total twist in the gut!
by AceMachina October 27, 2011
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bent and twisted

A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.
"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"
by Tee Hi December 20, 2008
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Twisted Tea

The gate-way drink for bitches to drop their panties while you vape like a faggot.
by Heavy D aka (Lardass) December 9, 2018
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Tuffany Twisted

you know that old broad tiffany? Man, I tell ya she's tuffany twisted!
by tuffany twisted May 9, 2008
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twisted sister

The act of a hermaphrodite tucking their penis backward and inserting it into their vagina.
Guy 1: What happened with that double bagger you took home last night?!

Guy 2: She turned out to be a hermaphrodelight so I just watched her give herself a twisted sister...until I finished the case!
by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011
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Twisting Carpet

When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.
1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 5, 2009
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