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goober-tinkle

a fart which comes out wet
did you smell that goober-tinkle?
by gabbygee June 30, 2006
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Tangerine Tinkle

Another term for urinary tract infection, because the medication turns your piss orange.
Tracy: OMG, Liz do you have the Tangerine Tinkle? Cause you didn't flush your piss this morning and it was electric orange.

Liz: Shit, sorry, yeah I do...& it burns!
by nittygrits May 24, 2009
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Two Detectives that solve the most difficult,complex and intense mysteries.
BBB-Tyler Tinkle Penis
TTT- What is it Bobby Bubble Butt
BBB-I just got word that 14 highschool kids were found murdered with a dildo!
TTT- I will get to the bottom of this!
Mrs. Poopems- I'm scared! what if something happens to me?!
Officer Nasty-Don't worry its safe, Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt are on the case!
by MCR182 February 12, 2013
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Meat twinkie

-Similar to the pastry variety this breakfast, lunch, dinner, mid-schwarma, midnight, or "I didn't have anything to eat all day" food is a gourmonde special. Instead of light fluffy pastry it has an outershell of meat; predominantly ground beef but other luncheon meats, sausages, bratwurts, or gyros may and usually are added. Instead of the vanilla frosting in the middle it is injected with mayonaise. The final product is a decadent meat twinkie that straddles the boundary between dessert and pocket snack food.
1. Korman is a meat twinkie.
2. Korman loves to eat meat twinkies.
3. Korman ate the biggest meat twinkie ever.
4. Korman went to Church St. and got a surprise when he asked for a meat twinkie.
by The real Dorian April 18, 2008
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sneaky tinkle

During a late night urge to urinate, you are unable to muster up enough energy to go to the toilet, and seeing that your partner is conveniently positioned, decide to fill her up for some satisfactory release.
"I really needed a piss last night, but luckily I was able to take a sneaky tinkle in Sandy's bucket"
by Willson May 15, 2008
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Twinkies

Twinkies are those spongy sugary snack cakes that you usually see near the bread isle in your local supermarket that you just can't stay away from.

These delicacies consist of a "golden sponge" structure filled with a smooth vanilla cream. They are shaped like prisms with rounded tops and measure 10cm lengthwise. A whopping 39 ingredients (most of which are weird chemicals) make up a Twinkie. Twinkies have an official shelf life of only 25 days unlike what several urban legends claim. The cowboy-Twinkie hybrid on the box is nicknamed "Twinkie the Kid."

Twinkies were invented in 1930 with traditional ingredients and different filling. They soon adapted into the Twinkies we know today due to a need for longer shelf life. Soon, the snack became a part of Hostess Brands. For 82 years, Twinkies were an icon for junk food and, more recently, a target for health-crazy nutcases.

Then in November 2012, due to the fact that Obama and the economy sucks, Hostess Brands went bankrupt, closed all its factories, and Twinkies appeared to be no more. For months, hard-core Twinkie fanatics had to kiss other people's asses on Ebay just to get a box of them. Then in June 2013, it was announced that Twinkies would make a triumphant return. As of July 15, 2013, Twinkies are back on the shelves in the same Hostess box under new management. They cost $4 for a box of 10. The legend of Twinkies lives on.
Mark: "Jason, where the hell is my last box of Twinkies!?"

Jason: "Um. . . I ate them all."

Mark: "Dammit, Jason! I paid over $10 for those Twinkies! Don't you know that they are all gone?"

Jason: "Wow, you are a sore loser; Twinkies are coming back July 15 for $4."

Mark: "WHAT!? That's impossible!!! I checked the bread isle the other day and they weren't there."

Jason: "Looks like you're not getting those $6 back. . . or those Twinkies."

Mark: "DAMN YOU HOSTESS!!!!!!!"
by BCB5 July 17, 2013
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tinkletown

euphemism for 'toilet' (us: bathroom), often of public nature.
- "anyone fancy a trip to tinkletown?"
- "oh yeh, i gotta go"
by anon55 August 28, 2006
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