Turkey Slap

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

by Sullos January 13, 2009

Wet Turkey

A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.

I wet turkey your mother last night.

by Julien martinez October 14, 2017

Gold Turkey

Extreme Indulgence, typically in the form of high intensity debauchery (Drugs, Sex and Alcohol). The opposite of Cold Turkey

Rob: "Lads, for lent this year, I think we should go Gold Turkey."
Tom replies with passion: "We will party for forty days and forty nights."

by JBrony April 14, 2020

Turkey ice

Slushy ice mix on a trail where you don’t know if there’s solid ice or grippy mud under it.

Since it’s 40 degrees out, Riley Trails is all turkey ice right now.

by mattmichielsen January 13, 2021

Turkey Movement

When you move one leg to the left and the other to the right. Then gobble gobble gobble!

When Melissa came over the other night, we heard her signal her boyfriend for a Turkey Movement.

by TheGuySmiling November 27, 2014

Caroline’s Turkeys

A lady named Caroline has Turkeys that terrorize the people of Georgetown, NY. The turkeys have been seen jumping into random people’s windows looking for food and freely roaming the town. Caroline’s Turkeys can describe a group of people wandering around aimlessly, dicking around.

At work today when it got busy I turned around and my coworkers are just fucking walking around like Caroline’s Turkeys.

by Hipstereclipse August 24, 2020

Bloody Turkey

A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.

Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.

by Colchias March 9, 2015