Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
Get the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jammug. A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
by ReferToMedics May 30, 2020
Get the Traffic Conemug. by Traffic’s for gays April 6, 2018
Get the Trafficmug. by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021
Get the Traffic assmug. When you’re running a train on your favorite lady boy in Thailand. The man in the action realizes mid stroke that she’s a lady boy, so he cannot get to climax. Therefore the rest of the guys are waiting in limbo.
“I was next in line at a train running. And the man in the action caused a Thailand Traffic Jam, he didn’t realize Pong was a lady boy.”
by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025
Get the Thailand Traffic Jammug. by aidanfrd September 30, 2024
Get the General Trafficmug. by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019
Get the Traffic Jammug.