Doo doo torpedoes

Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.

Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.

by 123bdk October 6, 2023

swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole

yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!

by george droyd December 11, 2024

torpeeding

trying to have sex but can't seem to get a rise...(verb)

I was so torpeeding that I thought I was Mr. Friend for a minute there.

by Phillip(the chink master) September 4, 2003

Tworped

Tworped - a combination of "Twisted" and "Warped", maintaining the vowel sound of warped (which is why it is not spelled "twarped".

Tworped has a wide variety of usages as a verb or adjective, used in situations where neither "twisted" or "warped" quite capture the weirdness or deviancy of a given object, person, or situation.

"What are you all tworped out about?"
"That is one tworped dude"
"She tworped all over that"
"I couldn't watch anymore, it was tworped"
"He tworped after midnight, so we never found him"

by Gman620 June 15, 2009

TORPEMO

a psychological disorder that results to extreme sadness of a person inlove. but he never tried to court someone and still he feels broken hearted! hahahahaha

TORPEMO!!! why cant you tell her that you love her!!!

you didn't tried tried to court her... now your crying TOPRPEMO!

by The CUTE JP_XYZ May 29, 2010

turped-up

Drunk.

An obscure way for Brits to say they're drunk. I'm a bit turped up = I'm a bit trashed.

I'm a bit turped-up from the 8 Guinness I had.

by Makas21 July 13, 2014

Toried

Another way of saying tired. This term was founded by Toribelle.

Tori: I'm so torieddd today... I didn't eat or sleep the whole night!

Me: You should go take a nap.

by toribelle June 7, 2018