Tritip Tophat

The act of 2 men using their foreskin to cover a third man’s penis.

John and Matt gave me a tritip tophat last night- Ben

by The dirty birdie December 10, 2023

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024

Tinkle Topia

Something my friend misheard on this day. Something to do with tinkling probably

Person 1: "Table topia."
Person 2: "What did you just say?? Tinkle Topia??"

by tinkletonkler621 February 1, 2025

Tinkle Topia

Something my friend misheard today. Something to do with tinkling.

Person 1: "Table topia."
Person 2: "What did you say?? Tinkle Topia??"

by tinkletonkler621 February 1, 2025

Wall-topia

The feeling of extreme masculinity a man receives from hitting the uterine wall when having sex with a woman.

"Took that chick to wall-topia last night bruh!"

by Light July 17, 2025

Carrot Topp

The singer for the anonymous punk band Radioactive Chicken Heads since 1993. He has a giant carrot head and wears cool glasses.

“Dude, did you see those Chicken guys last night?” “Yeah man, I loved the carrot guy, he’s pretty gnar.” “Yeah, that’s Carrot Topp, not to be confused with the comedian of course.”

by GameofGenie July 10, 2025

fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.

use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit

by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011