Wall Kid

A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.

Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.

Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.

Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.

Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.

Girl 2: I know!

by Hey, man May 17, 2019

Wall Scene

Anal sex with a woman who is in high heels and pressed up against a wall.

I would like you to do a Wall Scene.

by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021

wall sauce

The text equivalent of a condiment; an inside joke made in script. Usually a randomly posted comment to a persons "wall" that typically makes sense only to the poster and postee.

I have wall sauce splattered all over my facebook page. Everyone probably thinks I'm a weirdo.

by [e-mail] April 23, 2009

wall eater

someone who eats walls for fun, specifically dry ones

darn there he goes again. such a wall eater

by asdbee August 22, 2020

wall tiz

a complete an utter who is so deep they need to be strapped to a wall at all times

oh hey look there's a wall tiz

by orilsin December 10, 2020

Car Wall

When at least two mother-fuckers work in unison, with complete obliviousness to their actions, on a road with at least two lanes. Usually directly in front of another car simply wanting to drive the speed limit and not slow down at least 15 miles per-fucking-hour around gentle turns.

Those ignorant-pig-fucking car wall -ing-faggot-fucks were slowing to 45 in a 55 on my way to work this morning. Both in unison. I hope they fucking die.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009

wall papering

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.

I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.

by Jonny Crapper August 07, 2007