Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

drunk meat

The intoxicated passengers in a vehicle who are being driven home from a drunken night on the town by a designated driver.

Last night I was the designated driver, so I had to drive the drunk meat home after we left the bar.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 23, 2005

Meat Stank

Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.

Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.

Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

she meat

a slang term used to describe the penis of a transvestite, also referred to as a she cock.

That ladyboy has her she meat tucked so well you can't even tell it's there.

by Johny J Fox November 20, 2018

meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016

drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005

Meat Rattle

Violent shaking of your nut sack while gobbling to attract a sexual partner.

I’ve never seen those legs open faster than when I gave her the meat rattle!

by Things hooligans say June 17, 2020