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land shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004
mugGet the land sharkmug.

jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.
Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark
by Cream fish March 8, 2016
mugGet the jizz sharkmug.

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.
I just released a corn shark back into the wild.
by David Hastie December 15, 2004
mugGet the Corn Sharkmug.

Loan Shark

A member in organized crimes that loans an amount of money to people that are in need of fast, easy money. Loan Sharks tend to be violent if the client does not pay up, also ask for a much higher cash return then what was originally given.
Guy 1: Hey what happened to Louis?

Guy 2: Those Loan Sharks knocked his teeth out, and put his cat in the dishwasher!

Guy 1: He shoulda paid up!
by ElGrego March 30, 2011
mugGet the Loan Sharkmug.

Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)
by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020
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there’s a shark in the water

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!
by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019
mugGet the there’s a shark in the watermug.

lane shark

The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.
Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"
by Iniamyen August 19, 2013
mugGet the lane sharkmug.

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