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Tilden Middle School

Where 50% of the students smoke weed and 50% get straight A's. Where all the students get detention after school on Friday's til 5. And the teachers forget to grade work. Where when kids get caught with weed they punch the principle and run til the cops catch you. where 25% percent of the last 200 students have been expelled.
"When Ebber got snitched on for having weed he hit Mr.Easton and ran from Mr. Easton and Mr. Leaman until the cops caught him and he got expelled" "Only at Tilden Middle School"
by EXTIMBERWOLF February 19, 2010
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Paha-tired

Being physically and emotionally exhausted to the point that one desires to veg on the couch and go to bed at 7:30pm.

Roots derived from the City of Lakewood Rise Above summer camp, Camp Paha.

This exhaustion stems from dehydration, constant supervision of campers, changings, little time for breaks, stress from behavior managements, and ultimately, having more fun than anyone should have in one day!
I went to bed yesterday at 8pm. I was Paha-tired!

Hey, I want to hang out tonight, but I'm Paha-tired.
by yogiwolfman June 29, 2009
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Tilado

To express yourself in an artful manner.
Have you seen Vnizzle, what a Tilado
by Ash January 15, 2005
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bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.
1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?
by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008
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Tilde

The character ~ is colloquially used in written form in some areas of the UK to denote sleazy, sordid, or otherwise base behaviour.
~ can also cover flirtatious behaviour with the opposite sex: you are never ~ with the same sex.
An ability to ~ is generally viewed as being a positive personality trait, unless it is used on a friend's mother, grandmother, or domestic animal. Being ~ to a friend's sister is usually acceptable.
The vast majority of the world's virgins, comic book fanatics, computer scientists, and train spotters wish they had some ~.
Remember that bird last night? I gave her some heavy ~ and she loved it.

MATE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT BIRD YOU'RE ~~~ OVER IS HIS MOTHER!

I was nervous before my interview, but she was a woman so I gave it some ~ and got the job.
by I've got some ~ for you September 16, 2005
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Tilted

The meaning describes your creativity, originality, and expressiveness. It's to be imaginative and to have a different out look on the world than everybody else. Always staying humble and remembering where you came from.
That artist is tilted; Stay tilted and never let anybody stop your progression; Its important to stay tilted in life in order to stand out from the rest; Always stay tilted and never forget where you came from; I love a girl that's tilted; Stay tilted; Tilt your life
by aceprimo December 7, 2011
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Tilted

Adj. - the point between tipsy and absolute drunkenness or shit-faced; one can also be tilted by a punch, car, or any other act of violence... How drunk you are goes toward the degree of being tilted... 45degree, 90degree, 180degree, etc.
"I must be tilted about 120degrees because I could barely stand
by O.D. Sanchez December 25, 2009
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