Joshua: So, did you have a good night with me, m'lady, *props himself up with one arm*
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?
Sarah: I'm actually a man, *Rips of fake boobs to reveal muscles*
Joshua: That's even better
Sarah: wait...what?
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Get the Alfie Waite mug.The second I stop someone's kid dies. This is going to be the most important thing that ever happens to me and possibly someone else and if it isn't THAT to YOU then you need to shut the fuck up and/or convince whoever you're talking to to pay up because if this doesn't change my life for the better is is going to change someone's life for the worse.
Hym "You don't want me to stop waiting. You don't want someone's kid to get stabbed. You are crossing you fingers and hoping that there is some third rail for you but I'm here to tell you you need to just stop doing what you're trying to do here. If it isn't getting my money it is murdering a child. There is no 3rd rail. Not a single one of you is willing to trade the kid to keep me from getting paid and you know it."
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Get the Waiting mug.Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence
Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test
Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test
Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee
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Get the Wait till u see the test mug.One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
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