Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

WAD

Wet ass dick- when you go in on your girl and take your dick out and it’s a wet ass dick from her wet ass pussy ( WAP)

* takes dick out of gf* oh it’s wet and made me a WAD

by Creamy202420 September 24, 2020

Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023

Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.

OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad

by Cochoco July 13, 2018

Pussy wad

Kaylie shaye

Kaylie shaye is a pussy wad

by Hehehhe November 5, 2020

dick wad

A slow person who can’t understand shit.

Shut up dick wad

by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024

WAD

1.The file format used to hold the game data for the original doom games (Doom 1 and Doom2) standing for Where is All the Data
2.Stand for What A Dick or What A Douche

1.Have you tried the new WAD I made for doom 2, it is a slaughter map.
2.Yeah she is a total WAD.

by Smokey Neon March 19, 2018