An angry, shriveled up, purple grape that wants to erase half the universes life because he wants to solve overpopulation.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Avengers Endgame?
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, the one with Thanos? The angry purple grape?
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, the one with Thanos? The angry purple grape?
by Rineluo888 November 18, 2021

Whisper "I am inevitable" in a girl's ear during sex right before you bust a nut. And then once she falls asleep, snap your fingers and dissappear.
Guy 1 :"I pulled The Thanos on Wendy last night."
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*
by DaffierGnome12 January 11, 2022

by Alolvera reee May 19, 2019

An amazing, handsome guy who is always the life of the party and always puts a smile on your face.
He can be the biggest flirt and player at times.
He loves to dance, sing and party.
he is very romantic and intelligent any girl who gets him is the luckiest girl on earth.
I just met up with Thanasi.
He can be the biggest flirt and player at times.
He loves to dance, sing and party.
he is very romantic and intelligent any girl who gets him is the luckiest girl on earth.
I just met up with Thanasi.
by Handsome smart November 20, 2021

by highly intelligent person February 4, 2019

When working in retail or fast food, where half of the working staff are present, and all of the resources and supplies are there.
“I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”
by CaveJohnson94 June 9, 2020

thanos, how i hate him.
by Subb#5054 April 29, 2019
