(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015
Get the to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice mug.a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.
some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
guy walking down the street.
stoned hippy pops out of some ally.
guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"
hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"
guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."
hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"
guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"
hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.
true story
stoned hippy pops out of some ally.
guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"
hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"
guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."
hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"
guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"
hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.
true story
by Oktobongo April 26, 2008
Get the smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble mug.Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)
you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack
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Get the soap slapper mug.Nick: Hey Liam, I dropped the soap in the shower and John cleaned my ass.
Liam: Well that's something.
Liam: Well that's something.
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