pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.

“Pocket legos are life braaa.”

by TheGayLegoFig January 18, 2018

Step on a lego

A slur used against somebody in order to tell them about how much you dont like theme

Person 1: i hope you step on a lego
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE JERK

by ndog21_blu21 May 17, 2023

pink lego

Pink Lego is when you dip your toes in boiling water then dock with an uncircumcised penis. To create the ultimate building blocks for love.

Boy: I think i have a blister on my tip from the pink lego I got last night.

Girl: Gonna go trim my toe nails and get a pot of water going. I'll see you in the bedroom for a pink lego!

by Tractor Ass November 24, 2013

Lego blocks

cheaper landmines

my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it

by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 10, 2023

Legos for Adults

a term used by the firearms community for building out your own AR-15. Typically it means assembling the pieces of a stripped lower receiver and/or upper receiver. The components are all mil-spec are seamlessly connect with one another for a multitude of various companies and options.

"man, building your own AR really is like legos for adults, it's so fun"

by Anon930 December 08, 2020

Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 05, 2019