by Zemian March 19, 2018
Get the dark honour guardmug. by Tee K May 14, 2014
Get the yard guardmug. When someone in a recreational sport guards only one person through the entire game, usually because of a crush or something of the sort.
"Bro, in gym today Sally would not stop covering you. Thats a guard on if I've ever seen one."
"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"
"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"
by Legsman February 10, 2010
Get the guard onmug. by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015
Get the urban guard dogmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.mug. Preformed by pulling your opponent between your legs to be able to control their posture whilst on your back. Usually done during hand on hand combat.
Shit, I fucked up an overhead sweep, have to pull guard.
I'm too fucking tired to stand, gonna pull guard.
"Did he just pull guard? Are you shitting me?" - coach
"Quit pulling guard bitch."
I'm too fucking tired to stand, gonna pull guard.
"Did he just pull guard? Are you shitting me?" - coach
"Quit pulling guard bitch."
by astro-grappling November 15, 2022
Get the Pulling Guardmug. Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?
Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2024
Get the Sadistic Auschwitz Guardmug.