An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.
by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014
Get the muffle goosedmug. by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016
Get the bare goosemug. The goose mafia are the sonabitch geese that shit up your favorite park or even if your so unfortunate to live near a water that has some of these dastardly bastards and shit up your lawn!! Or in the scenario where you go to favorite park and you feel as your being stalked by the rapcallions and you can’t but go home worried and paranoid of the “Goose Mafia”.
Those geese you see over there I really nervous of the way they keep looking at me like that, I think there Goose Mafia”
by Mr.Morrill July 22, 2022
Get the goose mafiamug. The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.
John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
by Spartae July 27, 2013
Get the goose-breadingmug. An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.
I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.
by Fi69 May 2, 2020
Get the Strangling the goosemug. Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.
by SoloDolo8 December 15, 2018
Get the Goose-Steppingmug. by MCNAIL September 1, 2012
Get the Grinding the Goosemug.