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Fred

A bitch who thinks he is all that but in reality he’s a fucking dork>>>>
You know that guy Fred?

Ya you mean that cocky bitch over there?

Ya that’s him!!
by That bitch1234 May 22, 2022
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Fred

A larger than life ego, who lives an extravagant life, always the life of the party and loves splashing the cash. However this persona is simply a ploy to cover up the fact they have a TINY FLACCID PENIS! This is usually just a couple of Inch’s, growing to around 4 when fully erect!
Look at that obnoxious guy at the bar, i bet he’s a ‘Fred’!
by Fred Tett June 7, 2020
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Fred

Ball skin, but not the testicles. A scrotum. Commonly utilized in the gay community.
This freak wanted me to work out before we hooked up because she said she liked to lick a stanky Fred.
by Maximum Fred-Viction June 5, 2022
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fred bede

thinks his big and sucks some
by big man232324 June 6, 2018
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Fred

A super ass gay ass person with a really tiny dick and a super irritating laugh.
He is probably blonde and always wears sweatpants and a little to big sweatshirt or hoodie.
He is very funny and probably the "clown of the class".
He seems to love trouble and always get into fights. The teachers in his school probably hates him too.
He is probably going to hit puberty at the age of 20 and he's always late for school.
Person 1: do you know who Fred is?

Person 2: Oh yea that really gay guy that i got into a fight with.

Person 1: hah yea, you did beat his ass too.
by aus818 December 12, 2016
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Fred

Fred the purple octopus, he is not like the other octopuses
Fred is cuter than you
by TCNade February 17, 2021
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Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024
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