dine n ditch

going to a friend's house or to a restaurant, not paying or otherwise being grateful to the host, and then immediately leaving with a full stomach, only giving back a quick "thanks".

host: "aww, this food was quite exquisite, dont you think?"

ditcher: "Woah! look at the time! i gotta go, thanks!" *runs out*

host: "AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
host mumbles: "dam dine n ditch"

by I might be July 20, 2006

Ditch Chicken

Used primarily in the underground world. Made popular around the Upstate New York area.

1) A woman who continues to hook up with men out of her league, and consistently gets rejected and goes back to hanging out with regs.

2) A lady who has spent a long time dating one guy and is dumped for a another more attractive mate.

3) A person you find throwing up while trying to find a good place to take a piss outside a party.

4) A streewalker who can be seen wandering around after 3 AM or 4 AM.

You hear Taylor dated Seth Green. Guess what she dumped her, and now she wants back with me. She's such a ditch chicken.

Hey bro whos the ditch chicken out back with the heaves?

Come on, we should stop and pick up a ditch chicken; it's our last night in Vegas.

by SsTtUu May 16, 2011

Date Date Ditch

When someone goes on two dates and then ceases contact with their date for the entirety of their earthly life (or you stop dating them after two dates). A play on the cultural expression "ding dong ditch".

Poor Burbrady , was date date ditched by his putative forever-lasting tinder girlfriend Ingrid.

by ImagePampererMoribundMurdoch February 16, 2018

Ding Dong Ditch

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."

by badgrl696969 May 02, 2019

ding-dong-ditch

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them

Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news

by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017

Ding Dong Ditch

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

by Chadleyturpenkum March 13, 2017

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020