Moisty Crow

A moisty crow is a vagina that is really moist and smelly. Quite disgusting
Bro!!!! Jillian has such a moisty crow. It stinks!
by Samg224 December 19, 2023
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Crowe

An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.
That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.
by NYisGucci September 05, 2023
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 08, 2010
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Jim Crowe kiss

When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
Hey Ryan! My girl gave me the Jim Crowe kiss last night, you need to try it!
by thuggaballz July 24, 2024
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Cop crow

A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.
I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.
by Celeste McWhorter December 28, 2022
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The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst

The asshole that's keeping me from getting the blades of mercy.
Bloodborne fan 1: Hay I'm about to fight The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst. Is he hard?
Bloodborne fan 2: Fuck him.
by Bloodbornebiggestfan January 29, 2025
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Crow FM

British army term for issued amplivox ear defence.
Worn when spending hours polishing boots in the corridor to prevent you from talking.
“Sgt, can we play music while doing our kit?”

“Fuck off you gremlin, crow FM

“Anyone got Crow FM? This cunt snores like a dying bear”
by Hexy TV November 05, 2019
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