Boof Battle

You attach a straw from your butthole to a strippers butthole and fart cocaine back and forth

“Hey man check it out! Pube Pirate and Buff Bucket are on the bar having a boof battle!”

by 3tbspOfgravy March 19, 2022

boof

To make a fool of one's self in the presence of others. Most individuals that boof frequently should be called out by their true friends. Excessive boofing means you are probably a sucker.

"Dude, you definitely boofed all over the floor when you tripped over your own damn feet...what a sucker"

by kozworth April 15, 2008

madden boof

When some bullshit happens in Madden, that could never happen in real life and it benefits your opponent.

Bro what the fuck that’s some madden boof.

by Tommy k January 04, 2019

boof panties

ugly underwear for ugly girls. Usually women that are plain jane and ungroomed will be caught wearing these elusive undergarments.

Ruth had some mad boof panties on today.

by Andy Ober December 31, 2008

boof head

Australian Slang for an Idiot
Often used by swimming coaches to describe someone pissing around in their sessions

Ian Thorpe: How was that coach?
Australian Swimming Coach: It was crap you boof head
Ian Thorpe: *SLAP*

by Mapperz February 20, 2008

Boof brush

A tooth brush that you pour alcohol on and shove up your ass to get drunk really fast

"You want a drink? Let me get you a cup"

"Nah I'm good. I've got my boof brush"

by benjaminblanco July 10, 2021

Queefed the boof

Making a mistake such as (but not limited to) queefing after a freshly performed boof.

"Marsha spilled her drink on the powder tray."
"Damn, she really queefed the boof."

by BoofatoriumRVA October 05, 2020