Urinal Coat Rack

Aardvark123127987 should not put his coat here, because he might pee on it.

"What is this?" Aardvark did not know about urinal coat racks until he was enlightened.

by bustedgroudon October 25, 2018

Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".

I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.

by RoMoNB July 16, 2024

Urine Elixer

Occures after a fork in the pee, when the streams reconnect in a spiral formation before becoming one continuous stream.

Dude, my urine elixer was so big!

by Stik E June 13, 2009

Urine

The act of going pee but said like an idiot

I go urine

by Mr. Holland’s Anus May 30, 2019

Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.

Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.

by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025

Urination Humiliation

The social embarrassment and self-consciousness felt by someone in a social setting (club, party, etc) who must leave a group or conversation several times to use the bathroom after drinking too much liquid of any kind (alcoholic or otherwise).

"Dude, did you have fun at the party last night?"

"Yeah, I met some really cool people, but I had Urination Humiliation cause I had to leave and go to the bathroom so much"

by thesupremestevo April 1, 2009

Two Urinals No Walls

When 2 urinals are present but only one can be used for a comfortable pissing experience.

i’m not going next to you there’s Two Urinals No Walls

by possyrollinuplikeits1932 November 12, 2019