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Todd

Doesn’t know why the carpet is all wet. Married to Margo.
And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!? I don’t KNOW Margo!
by T. Guadalupe January 16, 2022
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jason todd-ed

get killed in a brutal way as jason todd (batman’s second robin) was
joker in the arkham knight game: now it seems you’re struggling with the subtext, bats, so let me spell it out: lock yourself up and tim drake will be 'jason todd-ed’
by jaybirdlovebot December 4, 2024
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Todd kolibas

A debonair type fellow strong who's rugged good looks and swift gifted gab can talk almost any girl out of her garments and into a horizontal position in little to no time.
#strong and ordinary swift with a back hand a Todd Kolibas type is hard to beat cheat or knock down with out Severe Repercussion To those Who contest for challenge.
# Another definition Is one who who walks with a limp On account of his pimp.
# struts rather then step when In walk
The girl was rendered helpless to theTodd Kolibas couch catch
by anonymous July 8, 2023
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Todd

he is awesome and bahalled and was the fist to sign my year book he was also my first... he is best princepal ever and i love hime dearly. please mr Clarcsen notice me, love me, hunger for me, dream of me like i do u every night.

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call me<3: (605-313-4000)
I'll give u a nice present:)
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slather me in peanut butter Todd (Toddy Boy)
by PurpleOrangex2 December 16, 2023
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Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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Todd

Todd is a social butterfly. Always active and loves soccer! He loves his family and is a romantic person. He’s considerate of everyone’s feelings which makes him indecisive sometimes. He’s really smart and hardworking but can enjoy a lazy Sunday watching tv and eating a big meal. He loves the beach and in n out like a true Californian lol. He has a good sense of humor and doesn’t take things too seriously.
Todd is so fun to be around he’s so spontaneous
by Ojossscafe July 12, 2020
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logan todd

One of the sexiest men alive, really tall walks as a majestic moose and usually has long brown curly locks of hair, he laughs evilly looking at the ceiling in a really deep dark luscious voice for like 10 minutes. Plays tier one hockey usually, only loves fortnite and not his girlfriend. Cares about his hair more than anybody else, walks behind you and whispers creepy things in your ear. Normally a Logan Todd has a 2 inch punisher. Steals your food and calls people weird nicknames..he always adds the word "sauce" at the end of every sentence and word.
A typical Logan Todd would say poo, sauce, no u, nuh uh, shut up i'm playing fortnite.
by sauceypoofan1o1no_u May 27, 2018
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