Ted

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".

"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."

by teds secret lover February 24, 2025

Ted Bundy

A psychopathic motherfucker who raped, tortured and killed more than 30 women during the 1970s.

Ted Bundy is a right dirtbag who got excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints when they realised what a hypocrite he was

by EvanC7 November 13, 2023

Ted

The platypus on the Australian 20 cent piece( commonly called tails)

I call ted

by Notben36364578 November 30, 2018

Ted Phenomenon

When you have a really good idea, don’t know it’s good, and just slap it on a sketch.

“I’m just gonna call it a Ted Phenomenon, it’s good but what are you doing with it?!”

by Lumiac April 7, 2020

Ted

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"

"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"

by HammyShoe July 8, 2024

Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

TED

Previously, this conference stands for Technology, Economy, and Design. However, this conference expanded into broad topics, such as politics or philosophies.

But underneath it all, it still a perfect place to circlejerk/committing intellectual masturbation

TED, ideas worth sharing....

...in theory

by Sir. B November 25, 2021