Scout

Scout is likely to ruin your knee caps, scout dosent get dick. Scout is small but aggressive

scout: your are dead to me

by Josef September 2, 2021

Boy Scout

Someone who plays by the book, regardless of the situation, especially to stand out in contrast to others who would prefer to do something differently. Sometimes he helps his friends stay out of trouble, and sometimes he’s just a buzzkill who whines a lot.

It’s almost always a derogatory term, and has nothing to do with the actual Boyscouts of America (though the image conveyed is that of a goody goody little Boy Scout using a diagram to tie knots and helping old ladies cross the street).

Charles: “We can’t park there! The sign says 5 minute parking limit.”
Dylan: “It’s fine, we’re just gonna buy some beer and be right back out.”
Charles: “No. It’ll take at least 10 minutes! We need to find another spot.”
Dylan: “What a Boy Scout...”

by Jay lowres September 13, 2018

Gay Scout

A baby gay or late bloomer actively acquiring new gay experiences

Give me a new badge for my Gay Scout vest because I just bought my first flannel.

by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022

Sausage Scout

A Boy Scout, or someone associated with the Boy Scouts.

Boy: I have to go to a Boy Scout meeting later.
Girl: You mean a Sausage Scout meeting?

by VampireMistress September 11, 2013

Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).

I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.

by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022

ear scouting

gathering information by listening.

I didn't know where Annie was but I did some ear scouting and found out.

by rodderx November 17, 2014

Boy Scouts

The only place that exploits young men for the sole purpose of procreating hyper masculinity

Guy: Were you in Boy Scouts?
Dude: yeah that org is straight testosterone

by LuciStrr August 4, 2018