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Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil
Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad
by Moose lips January 30, 2019
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nasal seed

last night she let me give her a nasal seed
by cummy December 17, 2019
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seed donations

1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.
"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
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Dead Seeds

A very underrated Lamb Of God song that has I believe to be some of the sickest guitar ever.
Galaxy Brain: Excuse me sir have you heard Dead Seeds by Lamb of God?
Normie: Lamb of God? That emo screamo band uh no get a life freak.
by Jamie Fernando August 31, 2019
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Seed

When a man cums on your ass cheeks and then pushes the cum in your ass.
Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"
by ANTHONYnMs December 13, 2017
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Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.
Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.
by Holybob November 14, 2020
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penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick
violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you
by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020
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