on a hot day when a friend falls asleep next to a fan,jack off into the fan from behind...giving him or her a nice salty sea breeze.
by danny January 12, 2004
When a group of salor go diveing and find 2 hobnobs then jizz in between them to make a sort of custard cream, is a delecasy among seamen.
by Azzmation November 04, 2006
The area between two incredibly saggy boobs that you can seemingly slide your dick through if you're brave enough. There seems to be no connection between these boobs like a normal woman's. In other words, it pretty much looks like you took a chubby but flat-chested prepubescent girl and tacked on both of your dead Grandma Betty's tits with a blindfold.
Chris: Dude, look at her Red Sea. It's looking wider than usual.
Nick: Man, I wouldn't want to put my dick anywhere near those things.
Nick: Man, I wouldn't want to put my dick anywhere near those things.
by 30stmx3 August 24, 2010
Some loser, usually a middle-age caucasian male, who sits in his bathtub in a raincoat while listening to the Pirates of the Carribean soundtrack and playing with toy boats.
"Man of the sea, open up! I need to use the bathroom!"
"Can I stay in here?"
"What? Are you gay?"
"I'll promise not to look."
"Alright, but if you reach over, you better be touching the radio and not me."
"Can I stay in here?"
"What? Are you gay?"
"I'll promise not to look."
"Alright, but if you reach over, you better be touching the radio and not me."
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
by stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010
A long depressing book that shouldn't be forced upon poor students to study and write long droll essays on...
by MMX November 23, 2013
I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.
by FireBoyX August 11, 2010