pee ditty

1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.

Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.

I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.

Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.

by ayobabaycanigetchonumbahh February 21, 2014

peeing on a stick

1. The act of taking a home pregnancy test, usually referring to someone who is hopeful for a positive result.

I'll be peeing on a stick if I don't get my period by Tuesday.

by faerieprincess August 22, 2011

No Pee January

the month you dont pee! just like no nut november if you fail no pee january you will die!

a : why you no go to toilet for about 1 week already
b : i doing no pee january

by ugayugayugay December 10, 2019

Pee Talker

Someone who feels the urge to HAVE to talk in the restroom.

fuckin - pee talker - u know those guys ....your in the bathroom minding your own damn business and they feel the need to HAVE to fucking start up a conversation? Fuck! just shut up, let me piss and get the fuk out of here

by DrFeelGood2288 March 6, 2009

Pee Sock

Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak

Did you seriously pee sock it?

Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got

by ThisIsAlex March 4, 2021

pee shivers

The cold-chill, tingly-esque feeling a male experiences when having a long awaited pee. Usually causes one to twitch uncontrolably. May be accompanied by poophoria if taking a number 2.

Everytime Cromie gets the pee shivers, he gets a few dribbles on his pants, which is NOT grenades

by EyeAmGod March 22, 2005

pee ring

Urinating in the street while spinning around. The resultant ring of urine stains the street for a few days. Alternatively, one can spell one's name with the urine.

I drank so much malt liquor that I went out in the street and made a pee ring!

Oh yeah? I wrote my name with my pee!

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 20, 2008