by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

by The Yza March 23, 2008

A 98 year old Chinese Old Man that walks up to Chinese Grandmas saying the worst pickup lines and the worst breakup lines.
Example of pickup line:Are you a condom because I want to put my penus in u
Example of pickup line 2:When I see you my penus is straight.
Example of breakup line:You are bad for my life.
Example of pickup line:Are you a condom because I want to put my penus in u
Example of pickup line 2:When I see you my penus is straight.
Example of breakup line:You are bad for my life.
by Ming Yi December 8, 2016

A person of the male persuasion that all the ladies want to get with.
It also relates to the act of lightly tickling a ladies labia minora.
It also relates to the act of lightly tickling a ladies labia minora.
A lady: Damn, that Sam Stanton is such a Minge tease!
Another Lady: I know, i want to make sexy time with that fine specimen of a man.
Another Lady: I know, i want to make sexy time with that fine specimen of a man.
by Stanuel December 11, 2009

name for asian man fresh off the boat, who's name is Siu Ming, and needs a cool name for the mean streets of Toronto. The potential of this asian person is quite great, at one point getting 90s in mathematics. he is now a recovering alcoholic and looks for guidance from nocturnal nig and artyom's spatula.
by sean pinage January 17, 2005

Fragments of soggy toilet roll that are usually found hidden amongst the sweaty folds of a woman’s clunge.
Last night I rubbed me knob around her beef curtains and when I looked down there was a soggy lump of minge pith stuck me bell end.
by scruffystuff December 14, 2012

He is a professional at giving blowjobs and handjobs. Maybe even gay sex as well! If you ever find a ming feng, keep him.
by ilovepussycat December 2, 2018
