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Luke

He's a fat ass who cannot get his own food for himself. He will ask for burger King and McDonald's. He also is stupid and ugly
Hey, have you seen Luke before, he's so fat
by Hypex Power March 20, 2019
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Luke

A blond hair kid, chubby and short. He is very smart and will probably be a billionaire when he grows up. He eats a little too much and will do anything for food, especially cheeseburgers or donuts.
“Who’s that shoving all the muffins and donuts in their mouth?”
“That has to be a Luke “
by Jfdghdg December 26, 2019
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Luke

A man who's good a Clash Royale but nothing else. He has really bad writing and really long hair. When he cuts his hair he looks so different you don't recognize him. He generally has blond hair and blue eyes.
Wow Luke, how do you read your writing?
by abc123987zxy July 15, 2017
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Luke

a person who strictly eats ass
Wow, I wonder where luke is? Probably eating ass.
by myfathispanicass April 2, 2020
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Luke

A kid who looks homeless but is not.
Everyone thinks down of Luke but he is different inside.
by Lukesfriend November 11, 2019
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Luke

Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."
by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021
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Luke

A very chill, relaxed guy. He's the type of person that if you get to know, has a lot of interesting qualitys, but usually keeps them hidden away.
"Luke it so chill, but has a great personality"
by FortniteTerrible October 5, 2019
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