The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024
Get the The Floppy Golf Clubmug. Q: Is this a beer mat?
A: Yes dude.
Q: But why does it have a hole in the middle?
A: To land your pint properly.
Q: Really?
A: Floppy.
A: Yes dude.
Q: But why does it have a hole in the middle?
A: To land your pint properly.
Q: Really?
A: Floppy.
by 8815 March 10, 2023
Get the Floppymug. 
a dance that you do on the floor where it looks like you're having a seizure. It's basically the worm on your side, but without jumping up and down.
Man 1: Hey do you know how to do the Floppy Fish?
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure
Man 2: No, can you show me?
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: It looks like you're having a seizure
by urmumizgae December 6, 2018
Get the Floppy Fishmug. When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
by jakah February 26, 2020
Get the Floppy-Hammermug. 1. A female specimen that has encountered a large amount of sexual intercourse over the years and has developed irregulary large oriphous' (both vaginal and anal).
in other words:
2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.
in other words:
2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.
Julia, Julz, Juls, Jules, Julia, julia, JULIA, JULIA
"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"
"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"
"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"
"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"
by jeffffff September 22, 2008
Get the Floppy-Sallymug. by Gumby3998 June 14, 2016
Get the floppy gunmug.