ended up with the gum

when you kiss someone with gum in their mouth and the gum ends up in your mouth.

Can also be used to describe something crazy.

Guy number one: what happened last night?
Guy number two: Long story short, I totally ended up with the gum.

by thatgirlwiththeface July 12, 2009

Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger

A burger that comes with endive

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

both ends of the bread

idiom-
1. to be screwed over
2. to be dumped while the dumper is taking a dump
3. metaphorical double penetration in the same hole
4. when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. When life gives you both ends of the bread you do not make a sandwhich

1. " i am jewish so we don't celebrate Christmas"
" wow you got "both of the ends of the bread" on that one
2" my mom and dad both burned in a house fire and on top of that they never paid me for washing the car"
"wow that's both ends of the bread for ya"

by Tom & Scott May 12, 2009

the ''b'' in ''mb-ending'' words.

What is pronounce in Scotland but is ignored elsewhere. We Scots pronounce the ''b'' in ''lamb'' and ''plumb'' but others don't and that just creates two needless homonyms ''plum'' and ''plumb''.

We Scots pronounce the ''b'' in ''lamb'' but others don't and sound to us Scots as being lazy.

by Fisherman December 18, 2004

but my vision ends with the apple in the tree

This is a verse of a song named "Your love"
Adam and Eve were living their perfect life in Gods perfect Garden. UNTIL...
Eve had to go and take this forbidden fruit from a tree God said to not eat from. As we all know, the fruit is normally referred to as an apple. After this, Eve and Adam got separated.
I think Nicki said that everything was perfect till she s***wed everything up.

Now, this probably means "My dream/wish/vision was that we were still together. (after all)

X:-but my vision ends with the apple in the tree
A-No, I won't forgive you

by The Verse Queen February 17, 2021

Play both ends against the middle

Idiom

To make two people or groups oppose each other so that you can gain/get an advantage from the situation.

Politicians often play both ends against the middle by bringing up religion into the politics.

Synonyms: Work both ends/sides against the middle.

by Zami Karzai September 2, 2018