by HiLillie February 14, 2017

Caleb and tiana are the perfect couple
Tiana gives him pleasure in the sheets and Caleb gives her pleasure. They are both nice and Caleb is super laid back which tiana loves
Tiana gives him pleasure in the sheets and Caleb gives her pleasure. They are both nice and Caleb is super laid back which tiana loves
by Tcdshgfd May 9, 2017

by Wait, who is Joe? November 8, 2019

by xXchickenbrainXx February 19, 2020

A Caleb Conlon is an interesting unit. He often makes weird faces and rolls his eyes up his head, seemingly possessed. Caleb's are also slightly homosexuals and are furries. They're also incredibly horny and yearn for the touch of a woman. Caleb's also lick little children and sniffs their toes. They also most likely lost their virginity to their dog named 'Simba'.
"Oh, that guy looking menacingly at the dog? That's Caleb Conlon!"
"We all burst out laughing at the funny face the Caleb made"
"That guy has heaps of girlfriends, he must be a Caleb Conlon"
"We all burst out laughing at the funny face the Caleb made"
"That guy has heaps of girlfriends, he must be a Caleb Conlon"
by stoin36 March 2, 2022

A fat, ugly man that still wears size XXXXXXXXL diapers in his sleep. All girls are deterred from him due to the tiny specimen lurking around in his pants. Non-athletic, thinks he’s good at many sports and achieves his genes from his whale like mom.
by Alexi McFeast September 15, 2019

a sexy mother fucker that has the longest penis in the world a hole 300 miles
it also means tristan is gay
it also means tristan is gay
by the faggot wizard May 30, 2018
