by Ampghost March 29, 2020
The act of respectably filling a woman's vagina with President's Choice whipped cream and proceeding to penetrate her, clearing out the majority of the whipped cream.
Hey buddy, do you want to head down to Tim's for a Double-Double?
Definately guy. Just give me a few minutes, eh. I have to give my consenting girlfriend a Canadian Snowplow first.
Definately guy. Just give me a few minutes, eh. I have to give my consenting girlfriend a Canadian Snowplow first.
by The Saxy Hammer December 21, 2013
How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."
"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.
"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.
"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."
by Adman12 October 17, 2005
Popularized by the Colbert Report, the Canadian History is an act in which a man performs a maple syrup colonic on a female at a Tim Horton's. This is followed by the male (typically with pubic hair in the shape of a maple leaf) putting his dick in her eh-hole. It is often finished with an apology. Fur trapping is a common side effect.
We had some soup and donuts and I she let me recite a little canadian history, if you know what I'm saying, eh.
by mcbot February 05, 2010
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by Xelopheris February 04, 2005
The Canadian Pipeline, not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline, is when two people each insert the end of a straw or tube into their butt. Then one of them farts, causing the air to travel into the others ass.
Alex: Hey dude, wanna canadian pipeline with me? I had chili for dinner.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.
Derek: No thanks, you might shart into my ass.
by Derek H. aka xmypantsx August 02, 2008