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Bollock Popper

A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.
shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!
by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012
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Bollock wallet

A polite informal name for one’s scrotum sack
Ian‘s Bollock wallet looked like a shaved baby bird
by PContheGC October 27, 2021
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Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair
by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018
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popcorn bollocks

Popping inside the scrottom until it gets so swallen that is splits right down the seem
I painted so many yellow poles it gave me popcorn bollocks
by Master baiter972527 February 1, 2018
mugGet the popcorn bollocksmug.

Bollocks

In modern short terms: Bullshit
In old terms: An eggplant
Example 1
Person 1: I'm getting a girl at the club today
Person 2: Bollocks, you're too much of a dummy or weakling to get one

Example 2
Person 1: My boss just keeps pushing me around and expects me to be his punching bag. He barely pays me enough too.
Person 2: Then bro, quit. You don't wanna be grabbing bollocks all of the time
by Juice WRLD but alive May 23, 2021
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