Basic Asian

Michael Uy

He was a Basic Asian with his Yeezy's, Bull Cut, Spectacles, Virginity, and ASIAN

by User174yq831047937 January 23, 2019

Asian Occasion

When a non-Asian person's eyes look Asian in a photo because of how they're smiling.

Don't use that picture for the Christmas card; Christopher is smiling differently from normal and has major Asian occasion.

by red tea7777777 December 15, 2010

Quarter Asian

Someone who was born from a Half-Asian (Hapa) Mom/Dad and a Non-Asian Mom/Dad

I was surprise to find out my friend is Quarter Asian, which is rare

by 23rdball January 26, 2020

Asian Grandpa

A fucking dumbass cook who likes touching you and loves singing some moaning shit like "AYYYYYYYYYYYOAH!" They typically live with you and your parents and don't give a shit about your life. Asian Grandpas would typically wear a polo t-shirt outside during the summer and would always wear tank tops at home. During the winter they would wear cashmere vests and long sleeve t-shirt found in Costco.

"You have such an Asian Grandpa"

by AsianChan69 September 01, 2020

Asian Parents

Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death

Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022

asian sensation

one of Asian Heritage that has made a dramatic impact on soceity

Ever since that kid named Wayne Tieperfected his ninja blast he became an asian sensation.

by DeathHasCome November 02, 2004

asian lover

A non- Asian male or female who is obsessed with everything that is made or liked by Asians. They will only date Asians and all of their friends are of an Asian race. Sometimes they will even know how to communicate in an Asian language.

Asian Kid: "Whoa! Look at that white guy with that little Sanrio phone charm and his cute Asian girlfriend!"

Other Asian Kid: "Yeah, what an Asian Lover."

by poopy bunghole June 16, 2008