Tough as Texas

Being too cowardly to defend your father, your wife, or yourself.

Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.

by bigotits November 6, 2018

tough bluff

A bluff that is convincing.

You just tough bluffed me out of $100. I give you props!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

timmy tough knuckles

A man, boy or diphshit that acts tough (TUFF) whenever possible. This often ends in the embarrasement of the said man, boy or dipshit

"Hey bro, whats up my g, wanna hit up this block cuh?"
"ITS TIMMY TOUGH KNUCKLES"

by andrewdrainy May 27, 2025

Tough bunnies

Used, typically ironically or sarcastically, to express sympathy or commiserations; tough luck.

If your income falls, tough bunnies.

by WanderingPlaywrite November 22, 2023

laggin' tough

fucking slow

Damn this shits laggin' tough

by iaintnobitch June 16, 2011

Tough Muffins

Another way to say “sucks for you.”

Coined by the Z dawg

Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins

by ZzzzzzDawgieeee December 5, 2019

Tough lover

A lover of tough

Ex 1: “I’m a lover of tough”

Ex 2: “I don’t love often, but when I do, dang am I’m a tough lover”

by Rosetta’s Peaches April 1, 2022