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Tater Hog

An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!
by Taintpoker November 1, 2023
mugGet the Tater Hogmug.

tater bug

by sxphia March 25, 2021
mugGet the tater bugmug.

Terd tater

Poo in the trash can
Stop fucking throwing terd taters in the hows trash and wtf
mugGet the Terd tatermug.

Tater tot

A cute tall boy with brown hair and brown eyes. He’s really sweet and caring. and makes you feel butterflies :)
The boy im on the phone with is a tater tot.
by bjuff December 8, 2020
mugGet the Tater totmug.

tater swift

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.
Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
by Lubedandready August 28, 2016
mugGet the tater swiftmug.

Tater Craver

A derogatory term for Irish folk. Meaning one who loves and longs for potatoes. (Ireland Potato Famine)
Quit drinkin' yer Guinness and get over ye Tater Craver
by ireland31 June 9, 2009
mugGet the Tater Cravermug.

Tater

Usually the redneck term for a potato but doubles as a nickname,
Tater, usually a badass mf who plays baseball and dips grizzly dark wintergreen who got some friends but they pretty much scared to leave him. Usually a country music lover and most likely plays the banjo.
Jim: bro did you see this dinger Tater hit

Tim: yah bro that shit had to have gone 400 feet
by El step daddyo December 22, 2017
mugGet the Tatermug.

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