Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 09, 2021
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Felix Tab

Felix tabs are one of the weaker versions of acid
user 1 : hey man wanna try a felix tab with me ??
user 2 : na brew iv got green leaves they are stronger than felix's
by jesse.jackknife April 19, 2009
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tab worker

r/wallstreetbets trader that piggybacks the due diligence of other traders that are equally blind, usually late to the table. Derogatory term for a trader that's continually searching for the next 10 x'er having no knowledge of the company or ticker they are about to dump money into.
You're just a Tab Worker
by Lesssugarless April 24, 2021
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10:30 Tabs

A tab(s) on ones web browser that has windows containing pornography that was searched late at night for sexual pleasure
I was at school on my laptop and I accidentally opened some minimized 10:30 Tabs
by Heyitsj000 April 04, 2019
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tab time

derives from - Tab (cigarette in newcastle upon tyne )

a period of time in which the individual smokes a cigarette

also available as allocated time in an individual's day in which to smoke a tab
eyy, yous goin outside for tab time?
yeah areet i'll 'ave a smoke
by welovelewiscapaldi August 03, 2019
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Fifty Tabs of Grey

Somebody who has a fuck-ton of BDSM porno open all at once in their browser.
Girl 1: "He opened up his laptop so we could watch Netflix, and it was all like Fifty Tabs of Grey!"
Girl 2: "Eeewww"
by photogriphiff March 18, 2018
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fag tab

running up a tab of cigarettes from your mates.
geezer i've run out of duzzers, any chance I can run up a fag tab?
by TIN Laden December 17, 2010
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