surkogged

to become extremely drunk beside a lake or in a similar outdoor area(~river,pond etc) at an early hour of the day and make drunken phone calls to people giving them advice on matters that you have no business in.

'oh god,i was surkogged beside the ucd lake the other day-i had two bottles of wine..i dunno what i even said to ur man on his dvd player from power city'.

by sorchaismyname January 12, 2009

surfaholic

Addicted to web surfing. As I am.

Also works for wave surfing!

My name is Bob, and I am a surfaholic.

I just surfed for seven hours nonstop. I believe this qualifies me as a chronic surfaholic.

by smiami March 14, 2009

surfcentered

Someone who only enjoys life if they are surfing, talking about surfing, or dreaming about surfing. Otherwise, they can be a bit bitchy and not respond to anything you say or do

Guy #1 "Hey dude let's go catch a movie."
Guy #2 "No dude let's go catch some waves."
Guy #1 "You're so surfcentered. Is that all you do?"
Guy #2 "No.... maybe.... fine yea that's all I do."

by jusagenius August 12, 2009

Surprise Dance Party

A surprise social gathering where a small group of people walk around a college dorm with a strobe light and a boom box going into random rooms where people (who are preferably studying, sleeping, talking to their mom on the phone, or getting it on) are in, once everyone is in the room you proceed with the steps as follows:
1. Shut door and lock it
2. Turn off the lights
3. Plug the strobe light in
4. Blast the music
5. Dance

"You look traumatized, what happened?"
"A bunch of people came in here and had a surprise dance party."
"That sounds like fun."
"Not for me, it was like they raped me with dance and fun."

by TonguePlease March 2, 2010

Sure, at the meth lab.

When someone says something completely weird or absurd you must quickly respond with the phrase "Sure, at the meth lab" like he/she was high on crystal meth when this happened.

Girl: Last night I had a dream where I rode a pink dragonfly.
Boy: Sure, at the meth lab.

by voK October 8, 2010

Sure Attack

The HUGE urge you have to yell the word "SURE" a million times when someone is telling u a bullshit story, fact, or anything unbelievable in general

steve was telling me about his crazy weekend in california with p-diddy and i almost had a full blown SURE attack

by nuckfiggs October 21, 2010

Surfing (dorms)

Code word for drinking in dorms where alcohol is not permitted. It comes from when someone uses the hand signal of the thumb and finger to resemble a drink. Therefore making the hang-ten hand gesture resembling surfing.

Dude do you wanna go surfing (dorms) (while making hand gesture) in our room later?

by Dormguy22 March 24, 2011